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These are just some of the best ways you can totally wreck a van. By no means is this article supposed to encourage this kind of behaviour it is only here as a joke and none of these are recommended unless you are a professional in crashing a van.

Think about blowing it up

This one is a great one to start off with as there are so many things that you can use to blow up the van with! Using TNT is a good idea because believe it or not it is safe because you can detonate it from a distance. Perhaps forwarding this list onto a TV show like Brainiac might be something that is worthwhile. Other things you could perhaps use include a grenade, machine gun or even shooting the gas tank.

Roll It Over

This is one of the hardest ones to do without getting hurt because you really have to be driving it for it to happen. Many movies have cars and vans that roll over to kill or injure some of the people, sometimes it is just for effect. One of the most important things to remember from this is that the vans are often custom made and designed to roll over many times. If you were to roll over a normal van then it you would certainly die.

Why not drive into something

This of course is the most common way to wreck a van due to the fact that there are many van crashes across the world every single day.The main reason why this is the biggest killer is because people try not to actually crash into things but of course it happens every day across the world. Best left to the professional test dummies.

So there you have it, just a few things you shouldn’t do with your contract hire vans. Commercial vehicle leasing and contract van leasing companies would not be interested in giving you cheaper deals if you are planning to do these things.

You really should not try this at home because “You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"!”

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